WHALE PLEASURES

There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a fishing boat one whale says to the other, ''I've got an idea for a laugh, why don't we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes and capsize the boat, for a laugh''. They proceed to do this and swim back down laughing their...

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AIRPLANE MOVIE SAFETY

Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to me who looked a little suspicious. I was nervous. He was watching a movie, though; so I'm thinking, 'Would a hijacker watch a movie?' Probably not, right?... But you know it's a good movie if you land, and he's like, 'Oh my God, I forgot to hijack...

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Funny Cop Jokes - Officer Jokes

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for...

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Knock Knock Jokes For Everybody

Read Knock knock Jokes just so funny Knock, knock.Who’s there?Canoe.Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework? Knock, knockWho’s there?Merry.Merry who?Merry Christmas! Knock, knock.Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to let me in? Knock, knock.Who’s there?Anee.Anee,who?Anee one you...

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One liner Jokes

1. My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. Joe Bor 2.Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas. Mark Nelson 3.I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward. Tom Stade 4.He said 'I'm going to chop...

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Clock Jokes

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?A: He was looking for a timely solution. Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?A: It was time out. Q: What did the robber say to the clock?A: Hands up! Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?A: It hangs around. Q: What do you...

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Knock Knock jokes for kids (and adults) - P1

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice! Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial who? What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know? Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me. Knock knock. Who’s...

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