AIRPLANE MOVIE SAFETY

Last time I was on JetBlue, there was a dude next to me who looked a little suspicious. I was nervous. He was watching a movie, though; so I'm thinking, 'Would a hijacker watch a movie?' Probably not, right?... But you know it's a good movie if you land, and he's like, 'Oh my God, I forgot to hijack...

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Funny Cop Jokes - Officer Jokes

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for...

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Knock Knock Jokes For Everybody

Read Knock knock Jokes just so funny Knock, knock.Who’s there?Canoe.Canoe who?Canoe help me with my homework? Knock, knockWho’s there?Merry.Merry who?Merry Christmas! Knock, knock.Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to let me in? Knock, knock.Who’s there?Anee.Anee,who?Anee one you...

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One liner Jokes

1. My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive. Joe Bor 2.Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas. Mark Nelson 3.I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward. Tom Stade 4.He said 'I'm going to chop...

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Clock Jokes

Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?A: He was looking for a timely solution. Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?A: It was time out. Q: What did the robber say to the clock?A: Hands up! Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?A: It hangs around. Q: What do you...

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Knock Knock jokes for kids (and adults) - P1

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice! Knock knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial who? What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know? Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me. Knock knock. Who’s...

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True story about women - Woman Jokes

Let's see the joke clean below about women      1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.       ...

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Knock Knock Cow says

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, a cow says mooooo! 2. Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? All this time, I had no idea you could yodel. 3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No I’m not! 4. Knock knock. Who’s...

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Sexy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sexy! Sexy who? Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE. Knock, knock! Who's there? Jamaican! Jamaican who? "Jamaica wanna scream and shout and let...

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Stopwatch Who - Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock   Who's There? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you're going? Knock Knock Who's There? Olive Olive Who? Olive You Knock Knock Who's There? Cozy! Cozy who? Cozy...

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Narnia Who-Knock Knock Joke

2quotes.net Knock Knock Who's There? Broccoli Broccoli Who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. Knock Knock Who's There? Narnia! Narnia who? Narnia business. Knock Knock...

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Knock Knock Jokes - Georgia Who?

Knock Knock Who's There? Atch Atch Who? God Bless You! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Yah. Yah who Nooo! Thanks I use Google. Knock Knock Who's There? Georgia Georgia Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree! Knock Knock Who's there? Two 4's Two 4's who? No need...

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