1. My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.
Joe Bor
2.Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
Mark Nelson
3.I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward.
Tom Stade
4.He said 'I'm going to chop...
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Sunday, August 21, 2016
Clock Jokes
Q: Why did the scientist drop a wrist watch into his flask?A: He was looking for a timely solution.
Q: Why was the clock in the gazebo?A: It was time out.
Q: What did the robber say to the clock?A: Hands up!
Q: What does a wall clock do after it stops ticking?A: It hangs around.
Q: What do you...
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
Knock Knock jokes for kids (and adults) - P1
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial who?
What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.
Knock knock.
Who’s...
