1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I smell mop.
I smell mop who?
Ew.
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting.
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